Almost 30 (and still cooking frozen meals)


“A famous artist is approached by a student. “You don’t remember me,” the student says correctly, “but years ago you said something that changed my life. You said, ‘Photography is death.’ After that,” says the student, “I threw out my camera. I began again. I want to thank you for changing my life.”

“Leave me alone,” says the artist. “Photography is life.”

― Amy Hempel, The Collected Stories

I remember the 16 year old me imagining the 30 year old me as if it would be a whole different person; someone else with the ability to solve any problem; a tall figure running around town all day solving important problems in a nice suit and still getting home on time to cook a 5 course dinner.

But the truth is you never become someone else. All those years pass by and you end up a bigger person, never a different one.

There is no magic that transforms you.

One day you are answering non-sense questions about trains, ethics, apples, and the meaning of life on your 7th grade test and years later find yourself answering the same on a job interview. Both times hopping that all those words you are just blabbering out end up making sense.

So, you see, i’m not qualified to give life advice to anyone, really. In fact if i ever give you one you should probably do the opposite, but that said, i did manage to pick up some things along the way. And for what it’s worth here they are:

I’ve learned that if people don’t care about you at the beginning, they won’t later. No matter what you do, no matter you send them cheesy, embarrassing videos about how you would love them even if they had no hair or no teeth (really..), no matter you cross continents.

I’ve learned that is impossible to escape a mistake you need to make. It will keep punching you in the face until you take it and learn from it.

I’ve learned that sometimes you need to fall in the mud, and stay in the mud, and live in the mud. Until your clothes get ruined and your hair gets so soaked you forget what color it used to be. Until you know that puddle well enough to never fall in there again.


I’ve learned that hate exists, and also that is useless. That is a grenade that will destroy you too if you let it go off.

I’ve learned that some of the most painful life lessons will come to you in the form of people.  And that no matter how big or important the things lived were, once over, you need to let go.

I’ve learned that when one door closes another one opens, sometimes an old one you were too young to open 5 years ago.

I’ve learned that i’m not going to be the philathropist i believed i’d became when i was a 7 year old, and that’s ok. I’m not going to discover a miracle cure or save any endangered species. Being good, for most of us, ends up being about simple things as saying please and thank you to the people around you, and giving a hand to your annoying cousin even when your schedule is full.

I’ve learned to be rough with my friends. To be honest even if it makes them upset, to yell if they don’t want to listen. And also to walk away and let them be when i have to, because sometimes the only way to teach someone something is to let them live it.

I’ve learned that age is just a number, but experiences are not. Some people will get to your life at the wrong time, and they will need to go away and love a lot of other things and places before they reach you. Sometimes it will be you who’s not there yet. Sometimes the difference will be so big that the two of you will never meet at the same place.

big ass party

I’ve learned to keep my eyes open when i’m scared. The monsters in horror movies look fake once you stare at them too long; the monsters in real life do too.

I’ve learned that no matter how far away you go, or how many new people you meet, you’ll always keep coming back to your childhood friends. You’ll end up forgiving anything those bastards do. You can’t escape them, they are part of you.

I’ve learned to give people time instead of gifts. And to appreciate the people who give me theirs. Unforgettable moments are too undervalued and they are the only thing that you’ll carry with you for the rest of your life.

I’ve learned that i was born lucky and that i need to stop complaining so much.

I’ve learned to listen to my body, to love it,to take care of it, to push it to the limit, to use it. It’s not an ornament, it’s the only instrument we get to experience the world. If you’re not nice to him, he won’t be nice to you. If you don’t take care of him he will start giving you hangovers that last 3 days.

I’ve learned that people you trust will betray you and some strangers will surprise you and even change your life.

I’ve learned that you should always keep at least one person in your close circle that’d slap you when you’re being too dramatic.

I’ve learned that what you’re going to wear and how happy you’ll be that day, are the same thing: Choices that only you can control.

I’ve learned that people will lie to you, hurt you, betray you. And you have to try not to take it too personal, they are not against you, they are just looking out for themselves.So be careful who you trust, not everyone wants to help you. Trust your own instincts instead of someone elses, let it be your success or your mistake, not theirs.

And most of all i’ve learned that life is too unpredictable to keep an agenda and too short to mourn too long for plans that didn’t work out.

There are no formulas, no right way of mixing ingredients, no rules to follow. The only thing you can really do is wake up every day and keep moving; even when you see no roads, even when you feel like you have no chances, even when everything’s dark. Because waking up alive IS your chance. And we already learned to make fire about a million years ago, so you see, we have no excuses, no matter how dark everything gets the power to make your own torch and light your way lives in you.

(If you do make that torch you can also use it to keep away your enemies by wagging it on their faces and screaming)

And that’s it.

That’s all i know.

Rio with no chance of rain.


You just shaved.

You are wearing a white shirt.

You smell like the sea.

You throw your arm over your eyes and say it can’t happen.


Your brother is asleep on the next room so we are talking low.

Makes your voice sound younger, almost like a child’s.

Shaved like that, in the dim light, you´re almost a kid.

I had forgotten how young we really are.

It caughts me off-guard.

I put my lips on your throath while you speak, just to feel it’s real.


You say impossible.

You say something huge is standing between us.

What would we do? Where would we go?

It’s because we are in Brazil again, i know, the air makes you want to stay.


Rio is too hot, too humid, too salty. Even at night.

So hot it makes you want to escape your skin, your body, your problems, your mind.


You say something. You ask if i was listening. I wasn’t.


“It’s raining, news said there was no chance”.

You smile.


You say impossible but impossible things happen everyday.

Just look.

I already did many impossible things for you.


The tunder wakes your brother up and he makes us drink tequila shots.

It’s 2 am. We sit on the balcony.

Everything’s so dark, so quiet; feels like we’re the only ones alive.


You say impossible but it’s been going on for over 3 years.


We fall asleep at some point, on the same couch.

My head on your shoulder, your brother’s on my lap.

When did you became my family?


You say impossible but it’s already happening.


I wake up first, we are so close i can feel you breathing.


Impossible things only take a little more effort, a little more time, a lot of plane tickets.

And two people in love willing to break old rules.


lula avila

The map to your apartment.

The map back to mine.

The map of your body.


The map of the city we live in (always changing)

The distance between your place and mine.

The words you speak and how i always cut them up or glue them as i wish.


There are maps everywhere if you really look.


The map of your warm breath on cold mornings.

The map of your hands, and how you never know what to do with them.


And i know one day you and i will be gone and all these roads will stop working, they’ll end with us.

But right now all the maps of my life are leading to you.

Even the ones with no way out.


“Where do you want to go?” you ask.

As if i wasn’t already there.

As if you weren’t the place i had been looking for all my life.

Daniel, population 1


Daniel takes long walks.

One time he crossed Buenos Aires on one day.

He walks for hours. Because he likes to. It’s also good for him, good for his body, good for his mind.

Isn’t it? Of course it is!

He also talks to himself.

He asks questions and then answers them.

Sometimes he’s funny and he makes himself laugh outloud.


Daniel lives alone, and eats alone, and walks alone.

But it’s just because it’s his choice.

Isn’t it?

Well, of course it is!

He makes all his choices.

He also doesn’t trust people much.

He was betrayed when he was younger, and he never forgot.

Girls smell nice and they’re okay, but sometimes they have long nails that could tear his life apart.

And he’s been working years on creating this world for one.

Can’t take that risk.

Girls are okay, he keeps them close, but not too close.

They can walk along with him as long as they stay a few meters away.

As long as they don’t touch him.

They can sleep on his bed as long as they stay on their side.

Have breakfast on his kitchen, as long as they don’t keep their organic shit on his fridge.

And feminine hygiene thingies are out of the question. No. NOPE.

When he’s not walking or dating he’s overworking.

He just finished a big project, he buys a good wine.

Congratulates himself.

He’s great

Isn’t he? Of course he is!

He drinks the whole bottle, alone.

This is a good life, right? Of course! He’s the best! look around, look at all the nice things he has on his flat.

He’s half drunk and he feels good.

He pats his own shoulder.

He wonders if that is the feeling that people with friends get.

But that he can’t answer.

The problem with worlds for one is that they end up being spheres so small that no matter which way you go, or how much you walk, you always end up at the same place.

And with the same person.

He needs another bottle of wine.

Doesn’t he?

Yes, he does…

Lucas is a surgeon, it came with his last name.

lula avila

Lucas is a surgeon because his brothers are surgeons, because his dad was a surgeon, because his grandfather was a doctor too.

He simply took the scalpel after he learned to walk, because it was the next step, the 7 after 6.

Lucas is a doctor because it was on his birth certificate that he would be one. Nevermind his nature is to discover things, not cut them.

Like a lot of things that our parents think would be right for us (like long, silly middle names that end up not suiting us) maybe Lucas should have left that heirdom forgotten. Maybe someone should have stopped him at the middle of the road and showed him there were crossroads, and asked him if he was aware his path only had one outcome, and if he really wanted it.

But why take a bus when your family already owns a plane?

Anyway the past can’t enter the OR, and neither can’t regrets when you have 3 surgeries on one night. So Lucas doesn’t waste time with “what if’s” and creates in the hospital the world he left outside.

All this pieces of lives he never lived come to him while he is operating. Parts of old songs, pieces of girls: a pair of dark brown eyes, a pink lipped smile, small hands with a blue ring. He sees himself in places he has never even been, a part of a London, a fragment of a building, half of a home, foreign accents, his unborn kids with no names. All is portions, because this thoughts have never been completed, because he has never given himself the time to wonder what he really wants.

Because why wonder, this was the best option, right?


And he stiches up the person infront of him, making it whole again.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s a doctor and he’s the best at it.

After all he cuts up his dreams every morning, then anesthetizes himself and gets out of bed to make his coffe, as if he were whole too.

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